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  • Give him a sec. He’s busy being rich.

    Give him a sec. He’s busy being rich.

    • 7 months ago
    • 9 notes
    • #50 cent
    • #rich
    • #rap
    • #gangster
    • #hiphop
    • #baller
    • #swag
    • #funny
    • #joke
  • Star Wars could have been a lot weirder…

    Star Wars could have been a lot weirder…

    • 8 months ago
    • 5 notes
    • #comedy
    • #funny
    • #luke skywalker
    • #princess leia
    • #return of the jedi
    • #star wars
    • #twins
    • #joke
  • I’m not sure why the phrase “snakes on a plane” became a movie.

    I’m not sure why the phrase “snakes on a plane” became a movie.

    • 8 months ago
    • 1 notes
    • #samuel l jackson
    • #sam jackson
    • #snakes on a plane
    • #funny
    • #comedy
    • #joke
    • #wtf
  • Oops, typo.

    Oops, typo.

    • 8 months ago
    • 29 notes
    • #smeagol
    • #lord of the rings
    • #gollum
    • #funny
    • #joke
    • #wtf
  • Not making sense all the time can be quite liberating.

    Not making sense all the time can be quite liberating.

    • 8 months ago
    • 1 notes
    • #nonsense
    • #beyonce
    • #knowles
    • #angry bird
    • #funny
    • #joke
    • #wtf
  • Not everyone is in touch with their emotions.

    Not everyone is in touch with their emotions.

    • 8 months ago
    • 3 notes
    • #fry
    • #funny
    • #futurama
    • #joke
    • #not sure
    • #philip j
    • #phillip j
    • #sexy
    • #boobs
    • #breasts
    • #lingerie
    • #cleavage
    • #blonde
    • #hot
  • Hugh Hefner: Oracle.

    Hugh Hefner: Oracle.

    • 8 months ago
    • 2 notes
    • #playboy
    • #playmate
    • #sexy
    • #porn
    • #funny
    • #wtf
    • #joke
    • #hugh hefner
  • That’s out of his jurisdiction.

    That’s out of his jurisdiction.

    • 9 months ago
    • 7 notes
    • #Avengers
    • #Captain America
    • #comics
    • #comic book
    • #nerd
    • #mexico
    • #mexican
    • #funny
    • #joke
  • The most interesting man in the world is… interesting.

    • 9 months ago
    • 2 notes
    • #Dos Equis
    • #beer
    • #don't always
    • #but when I do
    • #funny
    • #joke
  • Thinking differently is underrated.

    Thinking differently is underrated.

    • 9 months ago
    • #Keanu
    • #reeves
    • #conspiracy
    • #funny
    • #animal
    • #joke
    • #zoo
  • If you’ve ever sold a game to GameStop, this is for you.

    If you’ve ever sold a game to GameStop, this is for you.

    • 9 months ago
    • 8 notes
    • #indiana
    • #jones
    • #raiders of the lost arc
    • #gamestop
    • #video game
    • #harrison ford
    • #funny
    • #comedy
    • #joke
  • Celebrities can be real divas…

    Celebrities can be real divas…

    • 9 months ago
    • 2 notes
    • #slash
    • #howard stern
    • #guns n roses
    • #joke
    • #guns and roses
    • #music
    • #funny
  • What a chaotic construction site this must have been.

    What a chaotic construction site this must have been.

    • 10 months ago
    • 2 notes
    • #donkey kong
    • #nintendo
    • #mario
    • #funny
    • #joke
    • #video game
  • The worst STD…

    The worst STD…

    • 10 months ago
    • 4 notes
    • #mr krabs
    • #cartoon
    • #spongebob
    • #squarepants
    • #std
    • #sexually
    • #transmitted
    • #disease
    • #funny
    • #joke
  • Who lives in a pineapple and sings reggae music?

    Who lives in a pineapple and sings reggae music?

    • 10 months ago
    • 7 notes
    • #spongebob
    • #squarepants
    • #bob marley
    • #bob marly
    • #music
    • #regae
    • #reggae
    • #cartoon
    • #nickelodeon
    • #funny
    • #joke
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